I don’t care how much shark week is advertised.
I don’t care how much people talk about it.
I don’t care how many people watch it.
I don’t care how “annoying everyone is during shark week.”
If you really are so blase and apathetic about footage of a 2+ ton animal jumping out of the water shot on a Phantom camera then you are either a) the kind of person that doesn’t like a band because they get too much exposure or b) covering up your feelings about how fucking awesome and exhilarating this is. If you even as so much as make a tiny little negative comment about shark week, I will find you and I will strap you to a seal decoy and drag you behind a boat through Sector 4 off of Seal Island in South Africa and then we’ll see who’s unimpressed with shark week.
^ Modest Reviews ^
